ભારતીય પુરુષની બે મુખ્ય સમસ્યાઓ – વ્યંગ્ય
Category : Videos In Gujarati
Mavathi Moksh Sudhi
A satire on Mava eaters / spit-ers 😉
Find out the answers of the following questions in funny way.
– Why mava eaters spit in elevators
– Fictional funny story about how mavo came into the existence
– Reason behind the smile of Monalisa
– Hasyakavita – a dialogue between Gujarati Gopi and Mavawala
Category : English Poems
Predictions For 2020
As it always does, a new dawn will come and go,
But you will find yourself reaping what you sow,
The Fool who has failed to know the self in the past,
In 2020 will achieve nothing, running just to and fro,
Men haunted by endless desires acting as arrows,
Shall get hunted again, with unbridled mind as its bow,
After waking up to the same old problems to grapple with,
Tomorrow, most will again greet their rotten self saying hello,
Really can’t wait to hear the Swan Song from that crow?
No matter how you wish for, scourge of the society won’t go,
If you ask who will be the next basketball pro?
Please check with Kardashians, they shall know!
Doodle of Diversity will cast its dreadful shadow,
No colorful palette, even if you see lots of rainbow,
You better be prepared for what you don’t know,
A slick James Bond will be played by a black bro,
Senseless celebrities, teaming with shallow and psycho,
Will still keep ruining minds, featuring the farcical show,
We shall witness many unconscious decoupling,
Unlike something done by dear Miss Potts Paltrow,
Globe will get filled with more garbage and the junk we throw,
Like a dark shadow growing under the teenager’s greater glow,
Developed countries will be more delusional and deranged,
I wonder where would those already in shithole will go?!
Finally, please don’t shoot the messenger if you don’t know,
Just telling you the future of foolish world as I foresaw. 😉
When Krishna is showing His enormous never seen before ‘Vishwaroop’ during the discourse of Geeta, bewildered by its ferocity and unfathomable vastness which is encompassing all directions and pervading all dimensions, filling all and everything with its blinding glow, unable to know where it starts and where it ends, or even what could be the center of such divine display which is beyond the grasp of universe, Arjun asks the Lord, who you really are.
Krishna’s reply starts with कालोस्मि लोकक्षयकृत्प्रवृद्धो ( I am the Mahakaal, engaged in destruction of all universe .. )
Well, that reminds me of the way humanity is currently racing towards to peak of stupidity and bottom of all known unknown values. How ironic that, more intelligence is working against the wellbeing of people. Increase in collective IQ is evidently destructive for poor souls. As the saying goes, Life is a dream for the one who is enlightened, game for the fool, comedy for the rich and tragedy for the poor.
A Sthitpragnya is beyond the vagaries of time, are you?
Anyway, Happy New Year to whomever it applies… 🙂
Category : English Poems
To Date Or Not To Date! ;)
To the tattoos, I say no,
Attitude is ok but ego, no no,
If servitude of stupidity is the way to go,
I rather decline to attend your show.
To drinker and smoker, I say no,
Yeh fuck social and occasional, all I know,
If losing awareness is the way to go,
I rather decline to inhale your vicious glow.
To weed and drugs, strictly NO,
You might feel high but in fact you’r so freaking low,
If addiction is the only address you know,
I rather not be that sucker, picking your needles to throw.
To lesbian and bisexual, I say no,
All experimental games, haha, no no,
If the unnatural way you love to go,
I rather be happy being straight and solo.
To the feminist, I may say hello!,
But to your rubbish equality talks, hell no,
If mean men encounters, is only theme to go,
I rather let you live in mean memories of juvenile Joe.
To date or not to date, ohh no,
Always a dilemma, never a clear yes or no,
If a person with known flaw, will you give it a go?
I rather say, everyone may not be psycho, so let’s go.
Well, It’s just a straight man, talking straight. 😉
Category : Gujarati Poem , Videos In Gujarati
TP – Time Pass – Hasya Kavita
ટીપી
(ટાઈમ પાસ)
( એક હાસ્ય કવિતા )
ટીપી એટલે મિત્રો સાથે કરાતી ગોષ્ઠી,
ગપ્પા મારવામાં સમાય આખી શ્રુષ્ટિ ।।
TP means meaningless talks with mature or mindless friends,
In which universal topics are discussed without any constraints.
જેમની સાથે કોઈ પણ કાળ કે ચોઘડિયાની પળોજણ વિના આખી રાતોની રાતો ટીપી કરવાનું સૌભાગ્ય પ્રાપ્ત થયું છે એવા પરમ મિત્રોને અર્પણ…
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