Why do politicians want to fix the marriage age?,
Just a trick to divert people from rape and rage,
What about deciding old politicians retirement age?,
And the qualification before climbing election stage!
I dare, you won’t really be able to turn that page,
All politicians are cowards and liar, said the sage,
Politics is all about keeping people wrongly engage,
While sucking nation’s wealth behind fancy hedge,
As wage is not any politician’s wealth’s true gauge,
Don’t judge this fine looking book from title page.
Lo and behold! The great magician is back in town with a new trick.
Dear__, while you are fixing the age for Indian girl’s marriage age, we have few suggestions seeking your immediate attention and thoughtful consideration.
Of course, you know it all but while working more than 18 hrs a day for the nation’s benefit, it is sometimes obvious to forget some not so important and petty pending tasks. But no worry, we are always here to help ( it’s another thing that you never ask smart people around and always pander the obsequious sycophants ). But again no worry.
Now, if His Excellency considers following age related things then it will be a great service to our already great but destined to be the greatest nation 😉
1. Age of politician’s retirement
No no no, we are not saying that politicians’ become ineffective with age. Rather the problem is that they become too active as they age, demanding larger share from all the projects 😉 You know what I mean right 😉
2. Qualification of politicians
Now of course this is not related to age but with maturity. We all agree that there must be some minimum qualification of a person seeking public office ( Ok, not we all, but at least smart people of this nation do ). I know that we do differ a little here from the standpoint of what exactly ‘qualification’ means. What political parties call the qualifications ( goon, fraudster, murderer, convicts, a dumb person acting as rubber stamp when needed, cast, creed, religion, empty orator etc ) are not what we really mean. But our humble request is to consider education ( haha gotcha, real degree from a real university with real verification credentials ) and proven experience.
3. Qualification of Voters
Temporarily, until majority of the nation’s population becomes educated and thoughtful, this might go against the notions of democracy equals to majority, because in this country majority of people are dumb and must be discouraged from voting. A person who doesn’t know where to pee, is picking the politicians. Political parties like it ( not their pee but vote, so that they can pee back on them ) but as His Excellency understands that this is not helping the nation moving forward.
Now if you really try to implement all or any of the three things mentioned above then only you will be able to remove the label given to you by the opposition. Otherwise, the label sounds legitimate and of course, with age, the label will be hard to remove 😉
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