I heard, often you say, ‘karma is a bitch’,
First of all it’s called ‘Karm’ not ‘karma’, bitch,
Try to think straight for a change, bitch,
Karm is not seeking any revenge, bitch,
Think twice, Karm is not what you should bitch,
Reaping what you have sown, so please don’t twitch,
Probably it’s too deep concept for you, to teach,
Karm is not there just to delight you or to ditch,
Please think and mend your cerebral glitch,
First, try turning on your moronic mental switch,
It’s not just deeds, Karm has very comprehensive reach,
So control your stupid itch and don’t call it bitch, ( you bitch )
It is so funny that people keep chanting ‘Karma is a bitch’ without knowing iota of it. This satire is for those who may not even have opened the a single page of Geeta and still trying to encapsulate the knowledge about Karm in a funny slogan, showing their own mental immaturity in grasping anything beyond the boundaries of their tiny mind 😉
कर्मणो ह्यपि बोद्धव्यं बोद्धव्यज्च विकर्मणः |
Geeta 4.17
अकर्मणश्च बोद्धव्यं गहना कर्मणो गतिः ||
Giving a word to word translation or even little explanation will not be sufficient because it not a jingle one reads and keep repeating as a standalone verse. Entire Geeta is very contextual and essence of many arcane Upanishads, Patanjali Yogsutra and many other sources of immense wisdom. So there is no way that one can understand it without self-realization and enlightenment. There are few things which cannot be taught or be understood until and unless one becomes truly capable. Divine awareness strikes the deserving like a lightening – sudden, bright, total and in full force like never experienced before…