Category : English Poems

Billions Of Buffoons



Out of seven billion,
hardly seven have sense,
Out of seven billion,
barely seven have balance,

Listening to the truth,
fools will grow severely tense,
They’ll waste time,
in lame arguments and defense,

They see it all wrong,
and wrong things they enhance,
Fools will falter with blurry vision,
but won’t change the lens,

Sheer stupidity and social media,
what a raunchy romance!
In foolish crusades,
watch all dumb degenerates dance,

If someone wise,
tries to giving them a chance!
These mad masses,
 will throw him out of the fence!

Out of seven billion,
to those few with some sense,
Enjoy the circus,
let the fools figure out, their own future tense.


It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. Mark Twain’s above quote catches the gist of human nature.

It’s a miracle that almost seven billion fools are wandering freely on this earth and still the human race has been able to survive. Millions of other species haven’t been so lucky but humans have avoided ( or just little delayed IMHO ) wiping out themselves with their utter foolishness.

So who is a fool in my opinion? Well, the definition applies to but not limited to the following simple characteristics,

– One without common sense

– Who cannot see / understand the obvious

I can expand on these two points by writing many pages with examples but what’s the point 😉 Because the one who understands always understands and those who don’t want to will never do.

People can’t differentiate between wisdom and intellect. And that is a huge mistake. There exist many highly intellectual beings but alas intellect doesn’t guarantee the understanding. Another common misconception is that the conventional education makes people better. For example, in India there are millions of doctors and engineers, but most of them are utter fools when it comes to being superstitious. Highly educated with degrees to flaunt but eventually they exhibit their foolishness in one way or another by worshiping worthless idols and ideas. Even you can look at the highly advanced countries where there is almost 100% literacy. You can engrave the fact that literacy can’t eradicate lunacy of the masses. Gun violence, Drug abuse, LGBTQ, Race, Religion, Politics, Gender / Economic Inequality, Environment etc are not even an issue for a society with just IQ of 10 and a little bit of common sense! But there they are, displaying their dumbness everywhere.

Come on! I was just kidding! It was an April Fool Joke. How can I forget how lovely, honest, brave, intelligent, understanding, beautiful, careful, curious, vigilant, happy, joyful, young, vibrant, welcoming, open and thoughtful all you guys are 😉 Thank you that you keep on posting on social media about how you are spending your each and every moment with so much love & fun. Your family, friends, society and country is so lucky to have such smart and sensible individuals who think of sharing everything with others first!

The one who is not buffoon will understand which one is the real April Fool Joke 😉


Category : English Poems

Lost Sense Of Humor



In such dogmatic times, people have lost sense of humor,
Like  staunch feminists  think of testicles as brain tumor,

When  a  society  loses  the  sense  of  genuine  smile,
It becomes a herd of fools, easy to ravage  and  rile,

Nobody  here  understands  even simple  vernacular guile,
No wonder that people’s heads are like buckets full of bile,

If you utter fat,  ugly,  slow  or  blind, people will mind,
These seriousness junkies are utterly out of their mind,

When someone makes fun, don’t just look angrily behind,
Smart person shall use trick of language, to reply in kind,

Everybody’s drowning into the putrid pool of politically correct,
Hope  Jesus  of  joke,  fun  and  laughter  will  soon  resurrect.



Well, when so many comic situations ( as well as foolish people ) are all around you and still you are not able to laugh freely, then the joke is on you 😉

Here most adults are utterly insane but even kids, the one segment of the population who can laugh genuinely have also become some sort of activists these days. Bedsides college days are not fun but a time to pick some ‘faltu funda’ and become a fundamentalist. Woke culture and political correctness has corroded the core of delightful existence.

Every word being uttered is going to agitate some group of people for sure.  People in power don’t like to be laughed at, religious fundamentalists are always against any joy a human being can find from the beginning anyway, people worshippers don’t like their dummy deities being ridiculed and other people in love of some sort of cause, thinks that it’s their moral duty to act for God in order to protect the world order.  

Why so serious ?! 😉

I know why and few other smart people already know. But I’m not going to tell you because it will require me to tell you the truth about your mental condition and it will make you angry. Also it will be considered as ‘insensitive’ for me to incite you in this way when I already know that you lack the required ability to process the good thoughts. 😉