Category : English Poems

Cupid’s Dart

When Cupid throws the dart,
Can’t judge, who plays what part,

Tonight, when we kiss and cuddle,
In vain hope to solve that riddle,

Feels like paying all those lovely dues,
With every touch unraveling new clues,

Warmness we feel, when desire burns,
Excitement we feel, with twists and turns,

Where I’m lost, in your eyes or exploring curves,
Trying to know, how to give what it really deserves,

Tenderest form of temptations is so sweet,
When deepest love, makes lovers so complete,

When a kiss brings lips closer and love starts,
A beautiful expression of two melting hearts!

When Cupid throws the dart,
Can the two loving hearts stay apart?

True sensual pleasure lies somewhere between utter puritanistic platonic idealism and pathologically pervert porn. Besides our normal tendency to classify every sensual encounter into either love or lust creates the huge dilemma. Because most people have been totally brainwashed with love as good and lust as bad kind of nursery rhymes. And the funny thing is that nobody even knows what love is or what lust is in its true meaning. Axiology and theology keep playing ticks on normal people’s minds constantly.

Forget the priest’s preaching about celibacy. Their entire business model depends upon keeping your life miserable by denying any pleasure possible for you. Religions are psychological devices for torture which you wear happily! Look, they try to instill guilt for everything you like to enjoy. Ultimately you will neither be able to enjoy anything spiritually nor sensually. If you are too afraid that a kiss will start a new ‘cycle of lustful KARM‘, then well, you deserve your miserable life with an ‘unfaithful’ partner. 😉

My parting words are for those who have to survive Valentine’s Day by buying chocolates, flowers and cute cards, for partner as well as for paramour(s). God gives you economical, mental and physical strength for the ultimate balancing act. 😉

Only person who knows the truth about Valentine’s Day is the florist. 😉

Category : English Poems

The Story Of A Monkey Nation

Once upon a time some mad monkeys got free,
They knew nothing, except jumping on the tree!

A wise man died helping is now being venerated as father,
But these monkeys just love to emulate their own kind rather,

Those few brave men, who suffered helping set monkeys free,
Now lamenting that why evolution isn’t happening on this tree?!

Nature is saying, those you helped are just bunch of baboons,
They will stay buffoons, since sanity can’t be fed via spoons,

Watching other human nations progress, monkeys just grate,
Monkey mantra is, yeh we’re dumb but our ancestors were great!

In monkey nation nobody asks where they are really going,
Moving backward doesn’t matter, it’s just ride they’re enjoying,

When you talk about science, they gasp exclaiming ‘what?!’,
Monkeys aren’t learning anything after inventing ‘naught’!

While being a beggar, they say, we had lots of leaves & fruits,
Now tree is empty because of those human tyrants’ past loots,

Why some transform into human and some remain as monkey?
First of all, ability to have such thought is the evolution’s key!

Next generation of monkeys, still addicted to the same dope,
What they want to do is just be a bigger monkey and sit on top!

So who want to help these mad monkeys and give some rope,
Well, to such thankless and useless job, my answer is nope!

Not  because  I  don’t  have  ability  or  the  required  rope,
But when asked, God smiled and winked, indicating no hope!

Disclaimer
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No monkey has been harmed while writing this piece. ( If they are mangling each other themselves then it’s a different story ) 😉

This is pure work of fiction and any resemblances to any nation or its citizens is just a coincidence. ( Unless you are intelligent enough to know that it is not! ) 😉

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Voluntary Personality Evaluation Test

Select the expression best suits you while reading the above piece,

1.) It just doesn’t make any sense or I just can’t understand it

2.) It makes me angry

3.) I just burst out of laughter

 Answers:

If you selected,

1.) Congratulations – you have successfully preserved your ancestral cerebral abilities

2.) Now you are not just an ape but a mad ape

3.) Glad to confirm that evolution is working in your case!

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From our research we have found following few more indicators which depicts an ape like aptitude and behavior

– Wasting time on social media sending ‘Happy Independence Day’ messages without understanding or mediating on what freedom really means.

– Changing personal or group DP, simply because ‘others’ are doing it’ suggests strong affinity to ‘ape-titude’.

– You have a strong belief that some person, politician or a religion will set you free.

I will end here because once a wise man told me that apes don’t take it well if asked to use their mind for too long. Or maybe I was just saying that to myself…