To the tattoos, I say no,
Attitude is ok but ego, no no,
If servitude of stupidity is the way to go,
I rather decline to attend your show.

To drinker and smoker, I say no,
Yeh fuck social and occasional, all I know,
If losing awareness is the way to go,
I rather decline to inhale your vicious glow.

To weed and drugs, strictly NO,
You might feel high but in fact you’r so freaking low,
If addiction is the only address you know,
I rather not be that sucker, picking your needles to throw.

To lesbian and bisexual, I say no,
All experimental games, haha, no no,
If the unnatural way you love to go,
I rather be happy being straight and solo.

To the feminist, I may say hello!,
But to your rubbish equality talks, hell no,
If mean men encounters, is only theme to go,
I rather let you live in mean memories of juvenile Joe.

To date or not to date, ohh no,
Always a dilemma, never a clear yes or no,
If a person with known flaw, will you give it a go?
I rather say, everyone may not be psycho, so let’s go.

Well, It’s just a straight man, talking straight. 😉