Category : English Poems

Billions Of Buffoons



Out of seven billion,
hardly seven have sense,
Out of seven billion,
barely seven have balance,

Listening to the truth,
fools will grow severely tense,
They’ll waste time,
in lame arguments and defense,

They see it all wrong,
and wrong things they enhance,
Fools will falter with blurry vision,
but won’t change the lens,

Sheer stupidity and social media,
what a raunchy romance!
In foolish crusades,
watch all dumb degenerates dance,

If someone wise,
tries to giving them a chance!
These mad masses,
 will throw him out of the fence!

Out of seven billion,
to those few with some sense,
Enjoy the circus,
let the fools figure out, their own future tense.


It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. Mark Twain’s above quote catches the gist of human nature.

It’s a miracle that almost seven billion fools are wandering freely on this earth and still the human race has been able to survive. Millions of other species haven’t been so lucky but humans have avoided ( or just little delayed IMHO ) wiping out themselves with their utter foolishness.

So who is a fool in my opinion? Well, the definition applies to but not limited to the following simple characteristics,

– One without common sense

– Who cannot see / understand the obvious

I can expand on these two points by writing many pages with examples but what’s the point 😉 Because the one who understands always understands and those who don’t want to will never do.

People can’t differentiate between wisdom and intellect. And that is a huge mistake. There exist many highly intellectual beings but alas intellect doesn’t guarantee the understanding. Another common misconception is that the conventional education makes people better. For example, in India there are millions of doctors and engineers, but most of them are utter fools when it comes to being superstitious. Highly educated with degrees to flaunt but eventually they exhibit their foolishness in one way or another by worshiping worthless idols and ideas. Even you can look at the highly advanced countries where there is almost 100% literacy. You can engrave the fact that literacy can’t eradicate lunacy of the masses. Gun violence, Drug abuse, LGBTQ, Race, Religion, Politics, Gender / Economic Inequality, Environment etc are not even an issue for a society with just IQ of 10 and a little bit of common sense! But there they are, displaying their dumbness everywhere.

Come on! I was just kidding! It was an April Fool Joke. How can I forget how lovely, honest, brave, intelligent, understanding, beautiful, careful, curious, vigilant, happy, joyful, young, vibrant, welcoming, open and thoughtful all you guys are 😉 Thank you that you keep on posting on social media about how you are spending your each and every moment with so much love & fun. Your family, friends, society and country is so lucky to have such smart and sensible individuals who think of sharing everything with others first!

The one who is not buffoon will understand which one is the real April Fool Joke 😉


Category : English Poems

The Story Of A Monkey Nation



Once upon a time some mad monkeys got free,
They knew nothing, except jumping on the tree!

A wise man died helping is now being venerated as father,
But these monkeys just love to emulate their own kind rather,

Those few brave men, who suffered helping set monkeys free,
Now lamenting that why evolution isn’t happening on this tree?!

Nature is saying, those you helped are just bunch of baboons,
They will stay buffoons, since sanity can’t be fed via spoons,

Watching other human nations progress, monkeys just grate,
Monkey mantra is, yeh we’re dumb but our ancestors were great!

In monkey nation nobody asks where they are really going,
Moving backward doesn’t matter, it’s just ride they’re enjoying,

When you talk about science, they gasp exclaiming ‘what?!’,
Monkeys aren’t learning anything after inventing ‘naught’!

While being a beggar, they say, we had lots of leaves & fruits,
Now tree is empty because of those human tyrants’ past loots,

Why some transform into human and some remain as monkey?
First of all, ability to have such thought is the evolution’s key!

Next generation of monkeys, still addicted to the same dope,
What they want to do is just be a bigger monkey and sit on top!

So who want to help these mad monkeys and give some rope,
Well, to such thankless and useless job, my answer is nope!

Not  because  I  don’t  have  ability  or  the  required  rope,
But when asked, God smiled and winked, indicating no hope!



Disclaimer
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No monkey has been harmed while writing this piece. ( If they are mangling each other themselves then it’s a different story ) 😉

This is pure work of fiction and any resemblances to any nation or its citizens is just a coincidence. ( Unless you are intelligent enough to know that it is not! ) 😉

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Voluntary Personality Evaluation Test

Select the expression best suits you while reading the above piece,

1.) It just doesn’t make any sense or I just can’t understand it

2.) It makes me angry

3.) I just burst out of laughter

 Answers:

If you selected,

1.) Congratulations – you have successfully preserved your ancestral cerebral abilities

2.) Now you are not just an ape but a mad ape

3.) Glad to confirm that evolution is working in your case!

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From our research we have found following few more indicators which depicts an ape like aptitude and behavior

– Wasting time on social media sending ‘Happy Independence Day’ messages without understanding or mediating on what freedom really means.

– Changing personal or group DP, simply because ‘others’ are doing it’ suggests strong affinity to ‘ape-titude’.

– You have a strong belief that some person, politician or a religion will set you free.

I will end here because once a wise man told me that apes don’t take it well if asked to use their mind for too long. Or maybe I was just saying that to myself…