Once upon a time some mad monkeys got free,
They knew nothing, except jumping on the tree!
A wise man died helping is now being venerated as father,
But these monkeys just love to emulate their own kind rather,
Those few brave men, who suffered helping set monkeys free,
Now lamenting that why evolution isn’t happening on this tree?!
Nature is saying, those you helped are just bunch of baboons,
They will stay buffoons, since sanity can’t be fed via spoons,
Watching other human nations progress, monkeys just grate,
Monkey mantra is, yeh we’re dumb but our ancestors were great!
In monkey nation nobody asks where they are really going,
Moving backward doesn’t matter, it’s just ride they’re enjoying,
When you talk about science, they gasp exclaiming ‘what?!’,
Monkeys aren’t learning anything after inventing ‘naught’!
While being a beggar, they say, we had lots of leaves & fruits,
Now tree is empty because of those human tyrants’ past loots,
Why some transform into human and some remain as monkey?
First of all, ability to have such thought is the evolution’s key!
Next generation of monkeys, still addicted to the same dope,
What they want to do is just be a bigger monkey and sit on top!
So who want to help these mad monkeys and give some rope,
Well, to such thankless and useless job, my answer is nope!
Not because I don’t have ability or the required rope,
But when asked, God smiled and winked, indicating no hope!
Disclaimer
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No monkey has been harmed while writing this piece. ( If they are mangling each other themselves then it’s a different story ) 😉
This is pure work of fiction and any resemblances to any nation or its citizens is just a coincidence. ( Unless you are intelligent enough to know that it is not! ) 😉
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Voluntary Personality Evaluation Test
Select the expression best suits you while reading the above piece,
1.) It just doesn’t make any sense or I just can’t understand it
2.) It makes me angry
3.) I just burst out of laughter
Answers:
If you selected,
1.) Congratulations – you have successfully preserved your ancestral cerebral abilities
2.) Now you are not just an ape but a mad ape
3.) Glad to confirm that evolution is working in your case!
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From our research we have found following few more indicators which depicts an ape like aptitude and behavior
– Wasting time on social media sending ‘Happy Independence Day’ messages without understanding or mediating on what freedom really means.
– Changing personal or group DP, simply because ‘others’ are doing it’ suggests strong affinity to ‘ape-titude’.
– You have a strong belief that some person, politician or a religion will set you free.
I will end here because once a wise man told me that apes don’t take it well if asked to use their mind for too long. Or maybe I was just saying that to myself…
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